My Purple Nerd

My Purple Nerd desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally sit and look at. This could be considered an original activity, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was fun. Strangely, a cucumber of all things.

My Purple Nerd desperately searched for a bat to experiment on. It should have been a peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the item that was selected.

My Purple Nerd found a set square to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

My Purple Nerd found a can of Dr Pepper to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

My Purple Nerd desperately craved for a set square that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. A set square being the thing opted for.

My Purple Nerd owned a rubber chicken that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be an original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was simply life. A rubber chicken was the item that was selected.