Lonely Nerd

Lonely Nerd carried a pint of beer that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Lonely Nerd searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

Lonely Nerd desperately wanted a CD player that they would occasionally smash. It might be an exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be sublime. A CD player was the chosen thing.

Lonely Nerd owned a magic 8 ball that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

Lonely Nerd desperately wanted a pen that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pen of all things.

Lonely Nerd desperately desired a vibrator that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a vibrator being the chosen thing.