His Colourful Nerd

His Colourful Nerd always had with them a can of coke to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was epic. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

His Colourful Nerd desired a sword that they would throw. It was a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was sublime. Who would have thought, a sword being the item opted for.

His Colourful Nerd searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a fairly curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

His Colourful Nerd found a CD player to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly new action, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. A CD player being the chosen item.

His Colourful Nerd desperately looked for a teapot that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly a different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be awesome. Honestly, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

His Colourful Nerd found a toilet brush that they sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly weird thought, to some, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item to choose.