A Confused Nerd

A Confused Nerd owned a painting of a melon that they would sometimes drop. It is a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

A Confused Nerd found a stretchman that they liked to hug. One might say this is a new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

A Confused Nerd needed a pint of cider that they would often rub on his belly. It was a fairly bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

A Confused Nerd owned a pen that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a new proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be awesome. A pen having that done to it

A Confused Nerd desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

A Confused Nerd found a big sponge that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.