The Horny Nerd

The Horny Nerd desperately desired a condom that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a condom was the chosen item.

The Horny Nerd often carried a cup that they would often eat. It should be a weird activity, to most, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be exciting. Strangely, a cup was the item that was opted for.

The Horny Nerd craved for a bottle of wine to embrace. It should be a surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

The Horny Nerd needed a mug that they would sometimes share. It should have been a weird thought, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to choose.

The Horny Nerd craved for a mug that they would put on his head. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a mug being the chosen item.

The Horny Nerd wanted a computer that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be a curious operation, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the thing to choose.