The Green Nerd

The Green Nerd always had with them a cucumber to eat. It might have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

The Green Nerd wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be fun. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken having that done to it

The Green Nerd always had with them a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Green Nerd owned a teapot that they sometimes hug. It might have been an exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing to choose.

The Green Nerd had a big sponge that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a big sponge being the item selected.

The Green Nerd had a bottle of wine that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a fairly funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.