The Horny Nerd

The Horny Nerd always carried a helmet that they would often put up their bum. It might be a fairly surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

The Horny Nerd often carried a tomato that they would often insert somewhere. It is considered to be a funny operation, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato of all things.

The Horny Nerd desperately needed a mug that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a mug was the chosen item.

The Horny Nerd desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would put up their bum. It would be a fairly bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Horny Nerd desperately craved for a computer that they would often put on his head. It was a fairly bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing to select.

The Horny Nerd always had with them a piece of paper that they sometimes hug. It should be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.