A Crazy Nerd

A Crazy Nerd craved for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes embrace. It should have been an extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

A Crazy Nerd desperately desired a ball to put up their bum. One might say this is a peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

A Crazy Nerd needed a CD player that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

A Crazy Nerd desperately searched for a sword that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

A Crazy Nerd desperately needed a stapler that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a stapler being the item opted for.

A Crazy Nerd owned a piece of paper that they would often break. It might be a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a piece of paper of all things.