The Blue Nerd

The Blue Nerd searched for a sword that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a weird activity, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a sword of all things.

The Blue Nerd desperately looked for a tomato that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be an odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a tomato being the thing opted for.

The Blue Nerd desperately looked for a sword that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a sword would be the item that was selected.

The Blue Nerd desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would experiment on. This seems to be a different undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was sublime. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

The Blue Nerd always carried a set square that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

The Blue Nerd always had with them a cheese grater that they would occasionally break. It was a funny action, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.