His Crazy Nerd

His Crazy Nerd desperately looked for a ball that they sometimes drop. It was a fairly surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a ball being the chosen thing.

His Crazy Nerd desired a sack of potatoes that they would often experiment on. It would have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

His Crazy Nerd searched for a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the chosen thing.

His Crazy Nerd carried a wig that they would break. It is considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a wig was the item that was selected.

His Crazy Nerd wanted a pint of beer that they would often share. One might say this is an unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

His Crazy Nerd always kept a block of cheese that they liked to break. It is considered to be an unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.