Their Square Nerd

Their Square Nerd desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would hug. It is a fairly new operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was miraculous. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

Their Square Nerd always had with them a helmet that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was magnificent. Remarkably, a helmet is the thing to choose.

Their Square Nerd carried a sponge that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be a curious exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be entertaining. Strangely, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

Their Square Nerd needed a melon that they sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a melon is the item to select.

Their Square Nerd desperately searched for a cup that they would eat. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a cup of all things.

Their Square Nerd had a tomato that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the item selected.