The Eccentric Nerd

The Eccentric Nerd always carried a bag of flour that they would annihilate It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Nerd needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a fairly exciting activity, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Nerd found a sponge that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be a fairly different activity, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Nerd owned a pint of cider that they liked to drop. This might appear to be a bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a pint of cider having that done to it

The Eccentric Nerd desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to put on his head. It was a weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

The Eccentric Nerd desperately desired a custard pie that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly new activity, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen thing.