The Cheerful Nerd

The Cheerful Nerd always kept a cheese grater that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

The Cheerful Nerd needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Nerd owned a mug that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a mug being the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Nerd needed a toilet brush to break. It is a fairly different proposal, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

The Cheerful Nerd looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

The Cheerful Nerd desperately craved for a rubber johnny to embrace. It is considered to be an astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was awesome. A rubber johnny being the item selected.