Their Fucking Nerd

Their Fucking Nerd often carried a crown that they would embrace. It was a fairly original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the chosen thing.

Their Fucking Nerd always kept a set of lego that they would sometimes drop. It should be a fairly different suggestion, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the item to choose.

Their Fucking Nerd always carried a pencil sharpener to put on his head. It should have been an exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

Their Fucking Nerd looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be miraculous. Strangely, a can of Tango of all things.

Their Fucking Nerd always had with them a stretchman that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

Their Fucking Nerd desired a little monkey that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.