A Bum Loving Nerd

A Bum Loving Nerd always carried a bag of poop that they would often embrace. It is a curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the item selected.

A Bum Loving Nerd owned a pint of beer that they would worship. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer of all things.

A Bum Loving Nerd craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally play with. It is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

A Bum Loving Nerd craved for a painting of a melon that they would often smash. It should be a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Nerd desperately craved for a bottle of coke to sleep with. This is certainly a strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

A Bum Loving Nerd searched for a melon that they would break. This seems to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a melon of all things.