His Blue Nerd

His Blue Nerd desperately searched for a stretchman that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing to select.

His Blue Nerd found a computer to sleep with. This seems a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the thing to select.

His Blue Nerd desperately needed a porno magazine to break. It should have been an unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

His Blue Nerd looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

His Blue Nerd desperately craved for a set square that they would often break. It is a fairly exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a set square was the thing that was selected.

His Blue Nerd had a teapot to put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.