His Green Nerd

His Green Nerd had a cucumber to put down their trousers. This could be considered a new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

His Green Nerd always had with them a porno magazine that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

His Green Nerd searched for a can of Tango to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an odd suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

His Green Nerd desperately wanted a sword that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a sword would be the item chosen.

His Green Nerd wanted a tomato that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was magnificent. A tomato would be the item that was chosen.

His Green Nerd desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would share. It was a fairly unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken of all things.