The Dodgy Nerd

The Dodgy Nerd owned a stretchman that they liked to embrace. It might have been an odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Nerd desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Nerd desired a ball that they would often hug. It was a fairly original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Nerd desired a radiator that they sometimes annihilate This seems a fairly unusual activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Nerd needed a set square that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a set square being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Nerd always kept a custard pie that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be an astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. A custard pie was the item that was selected.