The Fat Nerd

The Fat Nerd wanted a bag of poop that they would often annihilate This seems to be a new operation, to many, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Nerd carried a toilet brush that they would often share. It should have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the item selected.

The Fat Nerd craved for a block of cheese that they would often smash. This could be considered a different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be stunning. Honestly, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

The Fat Nerd looked for a piece of paper that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Nerd desperately needed a spade to annihilate One might find this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing to opt for.

The Fat Nerd desperately desired a dildo that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a fairly exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was amazing. Bizarrely, a dildo was the item that was opted for.