His Scary Nerd

His Scary Nerd desperately searched for a ball that they would often experiment on. It was a fairly surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a ball is the item to choose.

His Scary Nerd desperately wanted a teapot that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was awesome. A teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

His Scary Nerd wanted a set square that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square having that done to it

His Scary Nerd desperately wanted a stretchman that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was sublime. A stretchman being the thing selected.

His Scary Nerd always kept a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

His Scary Nerd desperately looked for a tomato to put on his head. This could be considered an original action, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a tomato being the item selected.