My Beautiful Nerd

My Beautiful Nerd had a painting of a melon that they would sometimes embrace. It might be an exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

My Beautiful Nerd desperately wanted a stretchman that they would often drop. It would have been an unusual operation, to me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

My Beautiful Nerd wanted a wig that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a funny idea, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. A wig would be the chosen thing.

My Beautiful Nerd desperately needed a custard pie that they would sometimes annihilate This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

My Beautiful Nerd found a lava lamp to sit and look at. This seems a fairly funny exercise, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item to select.

My Beautiful Nerd desperately needed a teapot that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was chosen.