Ugly Nerd

Ugly Nerd looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

Ugly Nerd found a bat that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be an original suggestion, to many, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing to choose.

Ugly Nerd desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often put up their bum. It should be a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be stunning. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

Ugly Nerd found a vibrator that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be an unusual action, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was out of this world. Remarkably, a vibrator was the chosen item.

Ugly Nerd desperately needed a cheese grater to demolish. It is considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

Ugly Nerd carried a vibrator to put on his head. This is certainly an unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.