A Boring Nerd

A Boring Nerd always kept a bag of flour that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

A Boring Nerd desperately searched for a wig that they would smash. It would be a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the chosen thing.

A Boring Nerd searched for a can of coke that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

A Boring Nerd owned a little monkey that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be stunning. Strangely, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

A Boring Nerd owned a tomato that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

A Boring Nerd always had with them a ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was an exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a ball is the item that was chosen.