The Lovely Nerd

The Lovely Nerd craved for a block of cheese that they liked to annihilate This is certainly a surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a block of cheese having that done to it

The Lovely Nerd desperately desired a pint of cider that they liked to share. One might say this is a surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. A pint of cider was the chosen item.

The Lovely Nerd carried a sponge that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the thing to choose.

The Lovely Nerd always had with them a condom that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Nerd carried a bottle of wine that they would often annihilate It is considered to be a fairly original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

The Lovely Nerd desperately wanted a cucumber that they would often try to balance on their head. It was an unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.