My Confused Nerd

My Confused Nerd always kept a painting of a melon that they liked to embrace. It is considered to be a funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a painting of a melon of all things.

My Confused Nerd looked for a rubber chicken to sit and look at. It should have been a funny exercise, to me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Nerd often carried a toilet brush that they sometimes hug. It might have been a fairly unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be simply life. A toilet brush being the chosen item.

My Confused Nerd looked for a dildo that they would often play with. One might find this to be an original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Nerd desperately desired a ball that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly different idea, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was wonderous. A ball was the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Nerd desperately craved for a stretchman that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.