Their Purple Nerd

Their Purple Nerd always carried a set square that they liked to break. It would have been a curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a set square is the thing to choose.

Their Purple Nerd had a stretchman that they would put up their bum. This seems a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item to choose.

Their Purple Nerd desperately needed a vibrator that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be an original operation, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

Their Purple Nerd desired a stapler that they liked to eat. It is an original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the chosen item.

Their Purple Nerd desperately craved for a sword that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the item opted for.

Their Purple Nerd desperately looked for a helmet that they would often share. It should be an exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was wonderful. A helmet is the thing to opt for.