A Little Nerd

A Little Nerd owned a lava lamp that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly an unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

A Little Nerd always had with them a computer that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly original thing to do, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a computer was the item that was opted for.

A Little Nerd had a bag of poop to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

A Little Nerd desperately wanted a mug that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a mug was the item that was chosen.

A Little Nerd carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly odd action, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a pint of cider being the item selected.

A Little Nerd often carried a big sponge that they would often throw. It should have been a surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.