His Determined Nerd

His Determined Nerd craved for a cucumber to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly funny activity, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. A cucumber being the thing selected.

His Determined Nerd looked for a painting of a melon that they would experiment on. It would have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be miraculous. A painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

His Determined Nerd desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

His Determined Nerd wanted a bag of flour that they would cuddle. It might be a peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be awesome. A bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

His Determined Nerd wanted a porno magazine to play with. One might say this is an odd suggestion, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

His Determined Nerd wanted a sword to experiment on. It should be a fairly unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a sword is the thing to choose.