Their Unusual Nerd

Their Unusual Nerd had a spade that they would often break. This seems to be a weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a spade being the item opted for.

Their Unusual Nerd found a dildo that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Unusual Nerd searched for a melon that they would drop. This seems a fairly new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon of all things.

Their Unusual Nerd always kept a wig that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a funny thought, to some, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a wig of all things.

Their Unusual Nerd needed a vibrator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be an exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be sublime. A vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Unusual Nerd searched for a sword that they would often demolish. This seems to be a fairly different undertaking, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the thing to opt for.