Troubled Nerd

Troubled Nerd always had with them a custard pie that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

Troubled Nerd always kept a chocolate bar to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

Troubled Nerd desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to play with. It might have been an unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

Troubled Nerd carried a set of lego to throw. One might find this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the chosen item.

Troubled Nerd craved for a crown that they would often put up their bum. It might be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a crown of all things.

Troubled Nerd desperately wanted a can of coke to try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly original operation, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.