Her Funny Nerd

Her Funny Nerd searched for a can of coke that they would often throw. This is certainly a fairly original exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item opted for.

Her Funny Nerd looked for a bag of poop that they would throw. It should be a curious activity, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

Her Funny Nerd looked for a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was awe-inspring. A rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

Her Funny Nerd carried a dildo that they would cuddle. It should have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to choose.

Her Funny Nerd always had with them a ball that they sometimes embrace. It would be a strange idea, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. A ball would be the thing that was selected.

Her Funny Nerd desired a melon that they sometimes share. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a melon of all things.