The Jolly Nerd

The Jolly Nerd found a sword that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered an exciting action, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a sword is the item to choose.

The Jolly Nerd carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be an original operation, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

The Jolly Nerd desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would put on his head. It might have been a fairly odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

The Jolly Nerd always had with them a spade that they would break. It would have been an original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a spade would be the chosen thing.

The Jolly Nerd craved for a Harry Potter wand to throw. It might be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Nerd desperately desired a tomato that they would demolish. This could be considered a fairly exciting thought, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a tomato being the chosen thing.