A Beautiful Nerd

A Beautiful Nerd always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a fairly new action, to you, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. A can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

A Beautiful Nerd desperately needed a stretchman that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered an original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

A Beautiful Nerd desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. A bag of poop being the item selected.

A Beautiful Nerd had a can of Tango that they sometimes hug. It should be an unusual activity, to most, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

A Beautiful Nerd searched for a pen that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a pen being the chosen thing.

A Beautiful Nerd needed a dildo that they sometimes worship. It might have been a funny activity, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a dildo being the thing opted for.