The Depressed Nerd

The Depressed Nerd looked for a can of Dr Pepper to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

The Depressed Nerd desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would often embrace. It would be a fairly different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes of all things.

The Depressed Nerd needed a sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the item chosen.

The Depressed Nerd desperately needed a block of cheese that they sometimes worship. It was a fairly curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Nerd desired a mug to embrace. It should have been a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a mug having that done to it

The Depressed Nerd found a painting of a melon that they would put on his head. One might say this is an unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.