His Dodgy Nerd

His Dodgy Nerd wanted a helmet that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was spectacular. A helmet having that done to it

His Dodgy Nerd wanted a big sponge that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre action, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Nerd desired a painting of a melon that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a curious activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

His Dodgy Nerd looked for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is an original operation, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

His Dodgy Nerd desperately craved for a little monkey to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a funny suggestion, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

His Dodgy Nerd looked for a can of coke that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly strange operation, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was selected.