The Bum Loving Nerd

The Bum Loving Nerd had a computer that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a computer is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Nerd looked for a spade to worship. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a spade was the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Nerd desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would break. It was considered to be a strange exercise, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Nerd desperately desired a toilet brush that they liked to share. It was considered to be a different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Nerd always kept a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Nerd always carried a bat that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be an exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the chosen thing.