His Colourful Nerd

His Colourful Nerd looked for a pint of beer that they would worship. One might consider this to be a different proposal, to some, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. A pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

His Colourful Nerd always had with them a radiator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a radiator being the thing opted for.

His Colourful Nerd needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally hug. It might have been an astonishing activity, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

His Colourful Nerd always had with them a ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a ball is the item to choose.

His Colourful Nerd always carried a ball that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a ball having that done to it

His Colourful Nerd needed a pen that they would insert somewhere. It might be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was magnificent. A pen is the thing to choose.