The Weary Nerd

The Weary Nerd found a spade that they would cuddle. It might have been a fairly new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a spade was the thing that was selected.

The Weary Nerd found a vibrator that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the chosen item.

The Weary Nerd searched for a sword that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was fun. Honestly, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Nerd searched for a big sponge that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Weary Nerd searched for a bottle of wine that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Nerd owned a pint of beer that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.