My Boring Nerd

My Boring Nerd needed a can of Dr Pepper to insert somewhere. This could be considered an original action, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

My Boring Nerd desperately wanted a dildo that they would demolish. One might consider this to be an odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a dildo being the thing selected.

My Boring Nerd needed a stapler that they would experiment on. It should have been a fairly extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

My Boring Nerd wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to demolish. It would be an astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Nerd needed a pint of cider to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider of all things.

My Boring Nerd carried a bag of flour to annihilate This is certainly a fairly funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be simply life. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.