The Jolly Nerd

The Jolly Nerd always carried a rubber chicken that they would sit and look at. This could be considered an original approach to life, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

The Jolly Nerd desperately desired a bat to annihilate It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat of all things.

The Jolly Nerd carried a little monkey that they sometimes hug. This seems to be a bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Nerd searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Nerd desperately looked for a can of coke that they liked to put up their bum. It is considered to be a funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

The Jolly Nerd craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to select.