The Magical Nerd

The Magical Nerd desired a big sponge that they liked to sleep with. It was a weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

The Magical Nerd found a can of Tango that they sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Nerd desperately searched for a sword that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was breathtaking. Strangely, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Nerd desperately searched for a pen that they liked to drop. It might be a different thing to do, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a pen is the item to opt for.

The Magical Nerd found a block of cheese that they sometimes break. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Magical Nerd desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.