My Foolish Nerd

My Foolish Nerd needed a CD player that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the item that was selected.

My Foolish Nerd desperately needed a set square that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly new thing to do, to some, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

My Foolish Nerd wanted a big sponge to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly original action, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was stunning. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

My Foolish Nerd carried a dildo that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a dildo was the item that was selected.

My Foolish Nerd craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

My Foolish Nerd craved for a bottle of beer to demolish. One might say this is a fairly different action, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.