His Funny Nerd

His Funny Nerd desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

His Funny Nerd looked for a piece of paper that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

His Funny Nerd craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a curious thought, to many, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was sublime. Strangely, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

His Funny Nerd wanted a melon that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been an exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a melon being the chosen item.

His Funny Nerd desperately wanted a lava lamp that they liked to hug. It is considered to be a funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

His Funny Nerd desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.