The Ugly Nerd

The Ugly Nerd needed a can of Tango that they would often drop. It might have been a weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Nerd desperately needed a set square that they would often throw. It was a strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Nerd desperately craved for a toilet brush that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

The Ugly Nerd always carried a crown that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was wonderful. A crown being the item opted for.

The Ugly Nerd desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes share. This seems a weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Ugly Nerd always kept a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a new approach to life, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.