The Retarded Nerd

The Retarded Nerd always kept a lava lamp to drop. It should be an extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Nerd desperately needed a custard pie that they sometimes smash. It was a fairly surprising idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the chosen item.

The Retarded Nerd desperately wanted a ball that they would put up their bum. It should be a different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a ball is the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Nerd searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes annihilate It should have been a fairly weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Nerd craved for a tomato to drop. One might say this is a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Nerd craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally worship. This seems a weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a stretchman of all things.