The Stupid Nerd

The Stupid Nerd desperately craved for a crown to share. One might consider this to be an original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a crown was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Nerd desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be an astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Nerd desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, fun. A toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

The Stupid Nerd always kept a ball that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a fairly surprising thought, to you, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was exciting. Honestly, a ball is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Nerd always carried a wig that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was miraculous. A wig is the item to opt for.

The Stupid Nerd needed a sponge that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was entertaining. A sponge being the item opted for.