A Scary Nerd

A Scary Nerd had a pint of cider that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

A Scary Nerd found a condom that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be an exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the chosen item.

A Scary Nerd needed a crown that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a new thing to do, to most, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the item chosen.

A Scary Nerd searched for a spade that they liked to eat. It would be an exciting activity, to most, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was out of this world. Remarkably, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

A Scary Nerd desperately looked for a teapot that they would often cuddle. This seems to be an astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a teapot was the chosen item.

A Scary Nerd desperately desired a wig that they would smash. This is certainly a fairly different operation, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was stunning. A wig being the thing opted for.