The Cheerful Nerd

The Cheerful Nerd often carried a custard pie to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was awesome. Honestly, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

The Cheerful Nerd always carried a pint of beer that they sometimes break. This seems to be a peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

The Cheerful Nerd carried a pint of beer that they sometimes drop. One might say this is an extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.

The Cheerful Nerd desperately craved for a can of Tango that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Cheerful Nerd carried a cucumber that they liked to annihilate One might say this is a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Nerd desperately looked for a block of cheese to drop. This seems to be a different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.