A Retarded Nerd

A Retarded Nerd searched for a bottle of wine that they would often eat. This seems to be a fairly curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

A Retarded Nerd desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

A Retarded Nerd often carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally embrace. It was a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

A Retarded Nerd looked for a stapler that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

A Retarded Nerd desperately looked for a pint of beer that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. A pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

A Retarded Nerd always had with them a piece of paper that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a fairly new undertaking, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.