Their Ugly Nerd

Their Ugly Nerd desperately needed a hat that they would sometimes eat. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item to opt for.

Their Ugly Nerd always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes hug. It might be a different approach to life, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

Their Ugly Nerd desperately needed a cucumber that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Ugly Nerd desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

Their Ugly Nerd desperately desired a lava lamp that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Ugly Nerd desperately wanted a condom to throw. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was exciting. A condom is the item to choose.